Felony, the cat
Felony, the cat
What's up with that
You are so incredibly fat
Because you ate this, and then you ate that
Felony, the cat
Felony, the cat, yo
What's up with that, bro
You are so goshdarn fat you know
You're always beating up on your brother
Meow
You don't love him like your mother
Meow
He's your brother from another mother
Meow
Felony, the cat
Kitty cat, yeah
You're always meowing at me for this and that
But all you want is your food
Kitty cat, yeah
Even though I know it ain't gonna be good for you, my cat
Felony, the cat
You're the fat, bro
Felony, the cat
Felony, the cat
Felony, the cat
Felony, the cat