Gutterball - Patent Leather Shoes Lyrics

Got a rented Chevy, it's an out-of-towner
Leaning on the rack by the check-out counter
Got the Globe and the Star and some cayenne pepper
Promise to bring her back just the way that I left her

They say that good things come in two's
Here's a little news you can use
Everybody says you've nothing to lose
You look good in patent leather shoes

I hear your mama was a teenage queen
Cover of November Sassy Magazine
Well, it's not your mama that I crave
Where did you ever learn to behave?

Ch.
I hear the boys are lining up outside of your house
24 hours a day you've been drawing crowds
Well, I bet you've got something there that you want to hide
Cause everybody want's to get inside

Ch.
Hey, going my way...
How old did you say you were..