Harry And The Potters - (Not Gonna Put On) The Monkey Suit Lyrics

We were playing wizard chess this Christmas [x2]
When you came down to the Burrow to ask us
To stop the game
And start to play a new one
Down at the Ministry

You want us as your pin-up Stooge
For policies that we won't approve
We're Dumbledore's men through and through
And our loyalty lies with the truth

I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit
For you and your political aspirations
I won't pretend that things are cool for your
Approval ratings
Oh, Rufus Scrimgeour
I'm inclined to believe you're a vampire
Because you're gonna suck the truth
You're going to suck the truth out of the situation at hand
And we're not gonna win this war
We're not gonna win this war with
Lies (lies), lies (lies) , lies [x2]

I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna put on the Monkey suit
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna put on the Monkey suit
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot
I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!)
I'm not gonna dance for the Ministry
No, I'm not gonna be your mascot (NO!)
I'm not gonna put on the monkey suit
Oh, no.