Heinz Hoffmann - MEMBER OF PFEFFERLE BAND Lyrics

I’ve never slept in the bathroom
I never dreamed of norwegian wood
I had the honor to be always misunderstood

I never was in the army
I never learned human beings to kill
I preferred only to be a fool on a hill

I never met Sergeant Pepper
I was just member of Pfefferle Band
And in this way I got by with a little help from my friends

I thought I met Lady Madonna
I became father and nearly got mad
I got a son that I surely never have had