The Hextalls - Female Doctor Anxiety Lyrics

This is an awkward situation for you and me
Even though we both know it's not your fault
It's just your job

Your hands are on my balls
You say to turn and cough
I don't believe that it took six years of medical school for this

Why wouldn't you listen to me when I said
I didn't have a hernia

Everything was rad when you took my blood pressure
120/80
192
5'11"
I'm a little fat

By fat I mean floppy in the belly but I'm ready to rock
By fat I mean floppy in the belly but I'm ready to rock n' roll

Why wouldn't you listen to me when I said
I didn't have a hernia
Why wouldn't you listen to me
Female doctor anxiety

This is an awkward situation for you and me
Even though we both know this is all your fault