Han - Stuck in the Midwest Lyrics

I wish that I could play guitar
Outside of open tuning
I wanna sing at bars
But my whiny voice ain't soothing
You say I'm nails on a chalkboard
And you might be right
I got hired for a gig
They said not to be depressing
I made them walk out from the church
Guess I shouldn't play at weddings
You say I should write happy songs
But that's not what I do best
I'm stuck in the midwest
I'm bad, I'm a hero
I'm sad and I'm emo
And no one understands me, 'cause I
I'm drinking and drugging
Just wanna feel something
And I'm so f*cking dead inside
I'm dead inside
That's an original lyric right there
No one but me could have written that
I'm just built different, I guess
I say I have sex all the time
But I'm secretly a virgin
No one's touched my skin in months
And that's far too hard a burden
And my life is pain
I feel I'm losing myself
Maybe that's why the word "life" starts with an L
Sometimes when I'm lonely, I slap my own ass just because
No one's done it for me, and I just can't get enough
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'Cause I'm stuck in the midwest
I'm bad, I'm a hero
I'm sad and I'm emo
And no one understands me, 'cause I
I'm drinking and drugging
Just wanna feel something
And I'm so f*cking dead inside
I'm dead inside
I'm bad, I'm a hero
I'm sad and I'm emo
And no one understands me, 'cause I
I'm drinking and drugging
Just wanna feel something
And I'm so f*cking dead inside
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