I'll never go up in a hot air balloon
That sounds like the worst thing you could ever do
It sounds like Negative Fun
It sounds like Negative Fun
And don't take me camping
There are too many bugs
It's smoky, and damp
And it's all outside
It sounds like Negative Fun
And I don't want to have friends over
That sounds like a drag
I'll have to put on my real clothes
And pretend I'm not mad
That sounds like Negative Fun
It sounds like Negative Fun
No, I don't want to do anything ever
I just want to be left alone
It's the worst thing to do what you don't want to
When everyone else thinks it's great
I don't want to ride in your automobile
For hours on end to some mountain, or field
That sounds like Negative fun
It sounds like Negative fun
And let's not work-out
No, that sounds way too hard
It's too fast and sweaty
And good for you
It sounds like Negative Fun
And don't take me boating
With no chance of escape
It's either so hot, or so cold
And too wet in the lake
It sounds like Negative Fun
It sounds like Negative Fun
No, I don't want to do anything ever
I just want to be left alone
It's the worst thing to do what you don't want to
When everyone else thinks it's great