Hermione: WOW! Harry's kissing Ginny!
I saw Harry kissing Gi-inny,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn't see me creep,
Downstairs to have a peep,
They thought that I was upstaisr in my dorm all fast asleep
Then I, saw Ginny hitting Ha-arry,
On his cheek which now was red as blood!
What a laugh it would've been,
If Ron had only seen,
Harry kissing Gi-inny, then getting slapped!
Hermione: Come on Ron, you won't believe this!