(What dat hotdog do?
Oh my God I Think I need a Gas Station Hotdog
With mustard and relish in fact I think I'll probably get two
And pick me up a pack of smokes and some ice cold beer
A dirty magazine and horny goat weed pills
Then ride around town 'cause I got nothin' better to do
Baby can't you understand
I'm just a simple kind of man
Lookin' for a lighter 'tween the cushions of my hand-me-down divan
Well I don't believe in Bigfoot
'nd got my thoughts about God's Plan
Oh hot damn I'm just a simple kind of man
(Hotdog)
I said oh my God I Think I need another Gas Station Hotdog
With mustard and relish in fact I think I'll probably get two
And pick me up a pack of smokes and some ice cold beer
A dirty magazine and horny goat weed pills
Then ride around town 'cause I got nothin' better to do
Baby can't you understand
I'm just a simple kind of man
Searchin' for a lighter 'tween the cushions of my hand-me-down divan
Well I don't believe in Bigfoot
'nd got my thoughts about God's Plan
Oh hot damn I'm just a simple kind of man