It's only got 30,000 miles
But it ain't been started in a good long while
I saw it on the lot and thought I bought good luck
And every time I turn the key, it fires right up
But the damn thing only goes one way
Every time I pull it out the driveway
The GPS on the dash is stuck
And man, I don't trust that truck
Cause when it rolls down the highway
It don't care where the hell I need to go
It takes a hard left right towards a heartache
Then it dumps me on my ass right at her door
I talk my way my in, she kicks me out, and it picks me up
I don't trust that truck
Just about as far as I can throw it
I'll throw it in reverse, but the wheels don't spin
Might ask Triple AAA if they can tow it
But they can't, or they won't, cause I didn't even call 'em
Guess I'm going wherever it's going
Cause when it rolls down the highway
It don't care where the hell I need to go
It takes a hard left right towards a heartache
Then it dumps me on my ass right at her door
I talk my way my in, she kicks me out, and it picks me up
I don't trust that truck
If you call the number on the Craigslist ad
And ask me why I'm selling
I'll tell ya that thing runs like a dream
In the wrong direction
When it rolls down the highway
It don't care where the hell you need to go
It'll take a hard left right towards a heartache
And it'll dump you on your ass right at her door
You'll talk your way in, she'll kick you out, and it'll pick you up
Don't trust that truck
I don't trust that truck
I don't trust that truck