You think you're so hot
I think that you're not
I see you as you are
A kettle-calling pot
You walk into the room with expectations
That you will be the heart of the celebration
You're strutting like a cock
Showing off your feathers
But your mind is like a rock
And about as clever
Drowning in delusion because
You think you're so big
But you're nothing to me
You think you're so big
There's really nothing to see
You think you're so big
But you're not only small
You're so infinitesimal you're practically nothing at all
You wear that hat like it's your crown of cool
And you're the King of the court, but you just look like the fool
You've got the hippest ring tones on your tiny phone
Its tiny silence mocking you when you're home alone
So many one night stands that you speak of so proudly
But one night is all anyone could stand
You think you're so big
But you're nothing to me
You think you're so big
There's really nothing to see
You think you're so big
But you're not only small
You're so infinitesimal you're practically nothing at all