Heath Allyn - Pants Time Lyrics

Pants time
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Pants time
Uh huh

Take your pants off, put your pants on
No matter how you do it you can't do it wrong
Pants time
Uh huh

Well get you some pants that have three legs
If you rip one you've got a spare, that's a tip from
Pants time
Uh huh

Well now octopuses have to pay more money for their pants 'cause they have 6 legs
That's science
Pants time
Uh huh

Well I like to wear a pair of pants that's been made from smaller pairs of pants
That's metapants
Pants time
(It's like Inception in your pants)

Corduroy pants are bad if you're a ninja
They make noise when you're walking
That's pants time friction

Though pants were made to be worn on your legs
You can also wear 'em on your head, yeah
Pants time
Uh huh

Take your pants off and put your pants on
Take your pants off and put your pants on
Take your pants off and put your pants on
Now rest

There's pants for you and there's pants for me
There's pants for he and there's pants for she
There's pants for we and there's pants for they
Pants will never go away

Now matter what the color is of your skin
No matter what religion you believe in
Everybody join hands and let's dance
Pants time
Praise pants

They can be loose, they can be tight
I like my pants best when they fit just right
Pants time
Uh huh

They can be cotton, wool or leather
Choose the right pants for the right kind of weather
Pants time
Uh huh

Well if it starts to rain and your pants are white
People might see your underwear, that's right
It's a Pants time faux pas

Run your pants up the flag pole
We're all citizens of the United States of pants time
(He's the President)
Zipper solo

Ow
You can get 'em new and you can get 'em old
Take your old pants to a thrift store (Sold)
It's pants time
Half price

If anyone asks the time of the day
There's only one thing that you should say
It's pants time
Always
Everyday
Take 'em off