Heath Allyn - Tom Cruisin' Lyrics

Like The Last Samurai, I've conquered Hollywood
It's time to try some Risky Business in a brand new 'hood
I'm a Legend in the bedroom, got All The Right Moves
But I'll give you Endless Love with my sexy slow grooves

I'll take you home and show you why they call me The Firm
And then I'll give you eargasms with my lyrical terms
With your Eyes Wide Shut I'll pollinate your Magnolia
Then ejaculate some rhymes like I previously told ya

Gonna be the Top Gun of the hip-hop scene
They'll be the Color of Money with their envy so green
You other rappers will be Losin' It or just plain losin'
As you fade into Oblivion while I'm Tom Cruisin

Cruisin, Tom Cruisin
I've got more star power than the brightest sun
Cruisin, Tom Cruisin
Yeah, I jumped on a couch. You should try it, it's fun.

I need A Few Good Men to roll with my posse
Gonna dance til the Edge of Tomorrow like Bob Fosse
Like Jerry Macguire, I'm gonna show you the money
While I drink my Cocktail dancing with some Playboy bunnies

I see The Outsiders trying to get in the club
But that's a Mission: Impossible you Collateral scrubs
Because I'm Far and Away such a superlative creature
ZThat you couldn't reach me if your name was Jack Reacher

Crank up Rock of Ages til the speakers blow asunder
I'll mashup my own movies, call it Days of Tropic Thunder
My smile is more powerful than nuclear fusion
"There is no substitute" for Tom Cruisin

Cruisin, Tom Cruisin
Like a Valkyrie I'll lead the chosen to Valhalla
Cruisin, Tom Cruisin
Your theme song will be Taps if you go against this baller

Well there's not enough of me to go around for you all
But there is Mission: Impossible 2, 3 and Ghost Protocol
Don't go mistaking these Lions for Lambs
Or you'll feel the full fury of my phat fresh jams
Take Suge and Morris, mix Knight and Day
Like Death Row I'm hard core, like The Time I'm funkay
In this War of the Worlds all you haters are out of luck
An Interview With The Vampire must have taught you how to suck
Born on the Fourth of July under a Vanilla Sky
I'm an American institution and my name will never die
Like Minority Report look at the future that you're choosing
Even Rain Man knows
"The future's Tom Cruisin. Definitely. Definitely Tom Cruisin. Yeah."