Panda, panda, panda, panda
Wear a designer bandana
With a suit that is shaped like a panda
You gon' make me fly off the handle
You can call me Tony Montana
150 miles from Atlanta
El Chimpo go eat a banana
I will not take a standa
For this liberal propaganda
All Hilary does is pander
Her whole life is a scandal
But nobody lights up a candle
Expose every damn memoranda
The other choice is bananas
Bernie Sanders, he acts like the tax payers Santa
He's crazy as Hannah Montana
Lets send them all to Sri Lanka
While we have a party in Tampa
I'll call up Tony Danza
You call up Lambda, Lambda
I'll get Blake and Miranda
You get Carlos Santana
We gon' have a bonanza
Everybody there gon' have their hands up
Like I was a bandit
With no abandon
I know this is random
But on stage I go ham some
Out come a bear and a panda
Riding a tandem