Herald's Goose - The Sunshine Man Lyrics

Peter was a forgetful f*ck
He never really learned to drive
But one day he decided to cruise
Into that house with those shiny knives

Kenny was a ball of problems
Everything went to shit
So when he fell in the trash compactor
We weren't sure he would fit

They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining

Max was a German officer
He loved to use his blender
Oh god they're crossing the border
Greife den zeitreisender

Noods was shipping noodles
All across the world
He was also a shopping cart attendant
Hard to believe such a plot unfurled

They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining

Greyson was a babysitter
Who committed arson
It wouldn't of been a problem
If he hadn't lost Carson

Wittman had an itch to scratch
It must've been scabies
In fact it was a f*ck ton worse
It was cancer

Matt doesn't play the guitar
Nor the keyboard either
He has a hard time spelling
He's really just a space eater

Alex fell down the stairs
It really hurt like f*ck
He probably broke some shit
Aw shit he killed the duck

The little boy ran away from home
He was cool as a snowman
But in all reality he never touched a woman

They don't think about their lives it's all just a blur
Even though they're all sober their words are just slurs
While we sit here bitching and whining
Every day that sunshine man keeps on shining