Hesher Cats - Meet the Hesher Cats! Lyrics

Had a cat named Zorro
When I's the age of three
Came home to find him in a box
And he jumped onto my knee
Had a cat named Zorro
Black kitty one of three
Contracted the Bubonic plague at the humane society
His mother Domino had been spayed, so it came with much surprise
When she gave birth to a litter of three
We scarce believed our eyes
Like a masked man on TV
Little Zorro had no fears
He'd shred the leaves off of all the trees
And then he'd bite your ear
I laid in bed and cried for weeks
Over the cat-sitters deception
I missed the cat with the fuzzy cheek
That would fight with his reflection
It was an early age to learn that nothing lives forever
Even fur balls that kill anything that dons a feather
Had a cat named Missy
Got her Christmas Eve
Found her underneath the tree
You bet I was relieved
Had a cat named Missy
Black kitty two of three
I moved off to Connecticut
And she said goodbye to me
I missed her every day
As I melted in the heat
The pizza was the only thing that
Made it sweet
I dreamed that someday soon
I'd have a cat again
Then a rabid old raccoon failed to become my friend
Like a veteran at war
Sending letters to the kids
I'd mail cat treats from the East
This is what I did
And when many years had passed
And I returned to that old home
She was thrice the size
My face to her, unknown
Have a cat named Rosie
The third one of the bunch
I made her be my PR man
And gave her steaks for lunch
Have a cat named Rosie
She always sits and begs
Whenever I start to sing
She BITES DOWN ON MY LEG