High as Balls - Sweet Chocolate Surprise Lyrics

Once upon a time
In a food court far away
There lived a chocolate hotdog
With dreams to seize the day
He wished for something more
A life beyond the bun
Little did he know
His adventure had just begun

This chocolate hotdog
He came to life
Oh so rare
Studied his DNA
For a transformation to share
Ten times his size
He grew insanely tall
Ready to face the world
He was ready to give his all

Sweet chocolate surprise
Oh what a sight
A hotdog turned human
Shining day and night
With each and every dump
He gains an IQ
He's the smartest in the room
Oh yes
It's true