I took my bike out for a ride
I left it at my friend's apartment
It got f*cking stolen
I never saw it again
If you want to park your car
You're gonna have to walk pretty far
Unless you park illegally
Just watch out for the parking nannies
Sometimes I feel like screaming out
I hate Long Beach
Cause everyone's on meth
And the ocean smells like shit
Fighting in the alleyway
Someone's gonna get killed one of these days
Drama in the neighborhood
From Long Beach to Hollywood
Lights are flashing red and blue
That officer is coming for you
They'll get you for some tiny crime
Make sure that you tell them lies
Sometimes I feel like screaming out
I hate Long Beach
Cause everyone's on meth
And the ocean smells like shit