Hobo Johnson - FLOOD THE EARTH AGAIN Lyrics

Please
Flood the earth again, but be sure to add two freaks
Who aren't ashamed of their damn kinks
Who walk around town with their heads high
And weird freak shit in their freak mind
Flood the earth again to bring the buffaloes back, dog
Pray for stampedes at all of the strip malls
And then pray for the dishwashers, servers, and cooks
I SparkNotes the Bible, then I listened to it double-fast
I had an awful urge to be an adamant iconoclast
'Cause how could you take my lovely dad away like that?
I Sparknotes the Bible I said "Jesus! just give me the gist!"
I said "Jesus cut to the chase!" he said "who's Chase?"
I said "do you exist?"
It made me pick up a textbook like I'm about to learn shit
I'm taking intro to never finding any purpose but
I always like to think
I could finally be
Someone who's meek
F*ck it
Flood earth again but be sure to add two freaks
Who aren't ashamed of their damn kinks
Who walk around town with their heads high
And weird freak shit in their freak mind
Flood the earth again to bring the buffaloes back dog
Pray for stampedes at all of the strip malls
And then pray for the dishwasher, servers, and cooks
And as we walked through the valley of the shadow of death
He said "I have a house and yea I'll rent it out to you,
But as you pay four times the mortgage will you also not put
Any little f*cking holes in the walls too?"
That landlords really a landlord man
F*ck em
But I'd pay whatever just to hold my dad's hand 'cause
I really loved him
Flood the earth again but be sure to add two freaks
Who aren't ashamed how they damn think
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do whatever they'd like in their own life
Flood the earth again but be sure to add two freaks
Who aren't ashamed how they damn think
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do whatever they like in their own life
How could you take my dad away like that?
How could you take my dad away like that?
Disgusting