Homer & Jethro - I Want to Hold Your Hand Lyrics

Oh yeah, I told her something
I thought she'd understand
But when I said that something
I had to hold her hands
I had to hold her hands
I had to hold her hands

When I tried to kiss her
She bit me on the chin
As I held her hands
She kicked me on the shin
She kicked me on the shin
She kicked me on the shin

It only hurts internally inside
In surplus GI shoes she wears
Skin my hide
Skin my hide
Skin my hide
Whoo

When I hold her hands
I never have to worry
I don't like to hold them
But it is necessary
But it is necessary
But it is necessary

I touched her arms when they felt hairy outside
I can't help feeling that I touched
A cow's hide
A cow's hide
(A cow's hide?)
Yeah, a hide, hide
A cow's outside
Well, bring the old heifer in before she gets milked
(Moo)

Well, something electrifies me
I hope you understand
If you electrocute me
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands
I wanna hold your hands