The Homobiles - Homo Safe Lyrics

Tell me you got home okay
Tell me you got homo safe
Tell me that you got your blade
Tell me that you got your mace

You got your baseball bat
Wrapped up in the trans flag
Got your granny's hatpin
You steady maniacal laughing

Slide in bed, not your hero
Do not f*ck with, you make widows
Mag light under your pillow
Squishy as an armadillo

Tell me you got home okay
Tell me you got homo safe
Tell me that you got your blade
Tell me that you got your mace

Quarters in a stripey sock
Got your solid gold Glock
You got that 2x4
Nailed to the door like a zombie lock

You got their safe space hanging
They better quit their crying
And get that sweet relief
That long sleep you been slanging

Tell me you got home okay
Tell me you got homo safe
Tell me that you got your blade
Tell me that you got your mace

And when you're alone
You're never alone until you make it home
You're on my mind and then we're on the phone
I'm there before you can think twice

You pissed?
Pass my shotgun.
Pray you didn't maim no one - you did?
Hope you wiped off
All the telltale guts and blood

Snuggle up to your machete
Holding back a scarred up pitty
I'll hit up your sugar daddy
Bail you out for murder one

Tell me you got home okay
Tell me you got homo safe
Tell me that you got your blade
Tell me that you got your mace

Tell me you got home okay
Tell me you got homo safe
Tell me that you got your blade
Tell me that you got your mace