Reagan would've loved your conformist ways
Like any good plague you'll waste away
Free thinking looks good
On a department store a mannequin
For a buck ninety-nine, anyone can join your cause
Your cultural faux pas
If you wanna be yourself, talk like me
If you wanna be yourself, dress like me
Still living out your glory days
You haven't looked cool since '88
Free thinking looks good, in a gutter when you're down and out
For a buck ninety-nine, anyone can change your life
When it's a choice, it's nice
If you wanna be yourself, talk like me
If you wanna be yourself, dress like me
Its hard to fight the fascists from within
If you wanna be yourself, talk like me
If you wanna be yourself, dress like me
If you wanna be yourself, talk like me
If you wanna be yourself, dress like me