Honeydogs - Freakshow [at the Fair] Lyrics

I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair

Carnie says he's from Nepal

Take a look if you dare



Scabs on his clubbed feet

Smell of fish and chips in the air

Alone in his trailer

People come and pay to stare



For a couple dollars

You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

Or you can just stare



Thank God, my kids don't look like that

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair



Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world

Modern science, keeps alive

A beautiful headless girl



Siamese twins or child in fins

Makes you cry

Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes



For a couple dollars

You can see the freaks at the fair

Stand and laugh

Or you can just stare



Thank God, my kids don't look like that

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair



Where have all the freaks gone?

We don't see 'em at the fair

Have doctors found a cure?

Are they all locked up somewhere?



I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair

Connie says he's from Nepal

Take a look if you dare



Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair

Freakshow at the fair