Lash Fiasco, Lash Fiasco
You can't go out when you're looking like that!
Go down and speak to your dad
Cause you're not going out like that!
Oh, Lash Fiasco, Lash Fiasco
The dumb dumb girls and the biker boy slags
Are bound to launch an attack
And you're not going out like that
She paints her toes
And puts on her clothes
And gets dolled up and ready to go
Because her heart's on fire and her friends all know
She's a big girl now and she's ready to blow
She wants you all to know
She wants you all to see
She wants you all to know
That she's a beauty queen
Lash Fiasco, Lash Fiasco
You can't go out when you're looking like that!
Go down and speak to your dad
Cause you're not going out like that!
Oh, Lash Fiasco, hot tabasco
The dumb dumb girls and the biker boy slags
Are bound to launch an attack
And you're not going out like that
No wayey, no wayey
I don't care what your girlfriends say
You're not going out looking like a hooker
No way, no way!
Standing in the lamp light
Think you're looking hot right
You're friends are gonna love you baby
Underneath the spotlight
Here comes Flo, with her pack in tow
She says 'Girl I love your lashes baby, where did you go?'
And her heels are to the skyline
And she's gonna let you know
That she's looking for a good time
Where ever you might go