How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying - Coffee Break Lyrics

FRUMP:
There's no coffee!

COMPANY:
No coffee?! Ohhhhhh!

FRUMP:
If I can't take
My coffee break,
My coffee break,
My coffee break...
If I can't take
My coffee break,
Something within me dies.

SMITTY:
If I can't make
Three daily trips
Where shining shrine
Benignly drips,
And taste cardboard
Between my lips.
Something within me dies.

COMPANY:
Dies down and something within me dies.

No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!

SMITTY:
That office's light
Doesn't have to be florescent.
I'll get no pains
In my head.

That office chair
Doesn't have to be foam rubber,
So if I spread, so I spread.
But only one chemical substance
Gets out the lead.

COMPANY:
Like she said?
If I can't take
My coffee break,
My coffee break,
My coffee break...
If I can't take,
My coffee break...

SMITTY & FRUMP:
Gone is the sense of enterprise.

COMPANY:
All gone and something within me dies.

No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!

COMPANY:
If I can't take
My coffee break.

SMITTY:
Somehow the soul no longer tries.

COMPANY:
Coffee, coffee...

FRUMP:
Somewhere I don't metabolize.

COMPANY:
Coffee, coffee...

SMITTY & FRUMP:
Something within me ...

COMPANY:
Coffee, or otherwise...
Coffee, or otherwise...
Coffee, or otherwise...

Something inside of me...
Dies!