Hugh Graeme - Mrs Morose Lyrics

Mrs Morose
She wants to send her kids to Sunday school
They've been playing up again
They just can't behave themselves
They're driving her round the bend
Mrs Morose
She has her hair in curlers
And her eyes throw daggers at them
If she had her way
She'd have them tied to the pulpit
Singing the Lords prayer
Everyday come what may

What's the matter with the children?
Has the Devil come and taken them away?
They never ever seem to listen
The little brats their behavior is a disgrace

Mrs Morose
She takes her bible out
And she reads them a bedtime story
If they don't behave she says
The Devil will come
And they will all burn in hell
With all the evil angels

Whoa oh oh oh oh
Sticky fingers ruler marked knuckles
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Red hot arse's for the Devil's little dolls

Mrs Morose
The perfect Lords host
Whoa oh oh
Mrs Morose
And her holy ghost
Mrs Morose
Mrs Morose
Mrs Morose
Mrs Morose
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way