Stationery Robbery (Remix) Video (MV)

Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen

I took your HB, 2B and your Sharpie
Your protractor set, laptop and PC
Now you can't write
Nor can you type
Let's just say your office supplies are really tight
You can walk and talk but you can't use chalk
I've even got your blackboard on my jock
I cock-back your stapler with my whole punch caper
The Staples Bandit cause I'm their paperclip taker

Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen

Finders keeper, three ring binders weepers
Death to your desk I'm the cubicle Reaper
No interweb, no internet, no email no
Actually I saw your modem in an old box at my yard sale
Frustration you lack a power point presentation
No pointer, no laser, just a pencil with a worn down eraser
That's right, I'm takin' all your Bics when you're held at ballpoint
I own stapler, paper and your whole punch
And while I robbed your office I even stole your lunch

Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen so you can't even write again
Stationery Robbery
I stole your pen