Hung Daddy - Sammy the Squirrel Made a Sex Tape Lyrics

Sammy the Squirrel arrives at work
Starts undoing his button-up shirt
When that fluffer grabs his knob
This cocksucker knows his job
Cameraman signals ready
Splash guards are in place
This scene's gonna be a messy motherf*cker
All over your face
Are you ready
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's a dirty little bastard
Who likes to make porn
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's an internet sensation
Now on Channel 4
Mrs. Squirrel's a progressive wife
She understands life's full of strife
Sometimes to make a few bob
You gotta use your knob
Sammy's fame is on the rise
With each downloaded megabyte
From leading in Cumshot Surprise
To f*cking Stars in Their Eyes
Are you ready
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's a dirty little bastard
Who likes to make porn
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's an internet sensation
Now on Channel 4
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's a dirty little bastard
Who likes to make porn
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's an internet sensation
Now on Channel 4
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's a dirty little bastard
Who likes to make the porn
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's an internet sensation
Now on Channel 4
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's a dirty little bastard
Who likes to make porn
Sammy the Squirrel made a sex tape
He's an internet sensation
Now on Channel 4