I Fucked a Turkey & cxltgod - gary Lyrics

Okay, would you f*ck a girl, whose name was "Gary?"
Well, she's not gonna be a girl if her name's "Gary," init?
No, like, she was a girl and then she was named "Gary," when she was born
So, she had a sex change?
No, she's a girl, but her parents decided "Gary" is a nice name
I don't know, don't think I can trust a-trust a bitch, called "Gary"

I reckon I'd f*ck a girl called "Gary"
But, as long as I saw her fanny first, you know what I mean? Like
I'm not going in blind, I've gotta see that shit, I've gotta make sure it's not fake

Gotta make sure it's not an inverted penis?

Yeah, but, once I know that it's not just an inverted penis
I'll happily, I'll eat it out, you know? Wait, where we going?

Y-Yeah, it's out there
I'll-I'll happily stick that shit in my mouth
Lick it out like I've f*cking cracked open a pack of Creme Eggs