I K Sega - Split Personality Lyrics

So, I went to this one restaurant and asked the server
Whose name was Fiorella
What's the name of this establishment
And she said IHOP
And I yelled on this D

Some say I'm crazy, but I say that I'm sick
Now welcome to my circus come here let me show you a trick
Where I pull white silly string up out of my stick
After I make ya chick kiss the rabbit 'tween my pockets
Become ripped slide on an oven mitt and hit that hot drip
Cut her rug and get snug as we begin to make skits
Where your eye socket jacks my rocket and I'm kissing my sis
You meet not one requirement on my ridiculist
But I must persist to insist that you at least work your wrist
Cuz my situation's getting hard may I have an assist
Even if it's to be with your crip zit covered lips
I'm not gonna trip as long as it fits and you do not quit
He's a gentleman see how he stands so that you may now sit
Be on time and don't forget this is an eight-hour shift
My favorite position is the corkscrew, oh my what a twist
Enter the realm of Aika Sega with this mind trip time skip

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality

As I get off and go soft in the sky I see Zigoroft
Dragon her off I mean getting the treasure of Laura Croft
Madre de Dios mercy, yo chick she so thirsty
He gave her a protein slurpy, now she wants dessert me
She wanna be stuffed like turkey, she want beef? I say jerky Slurpee
It feels good to eat the dragon phoenix
The Chinese dish, what you thought I meant my penis
Venus, I'm the leanest cleanest genius that'll give you his meanest
Look there's Yuki the kirin. Let's take two and make a scene
I hear a kirin appearing in a dream means
Good luck cuz after an immortal team
You'll need more than vaseline but you handled us well so you're promoted to Jonin
Laura and Alley, we really love your oop and your spunk
But seriously what we're gonna do'll crippl you for a month
So grab your friends and come one come all
I hope that they are all clean and we don't catch the applause

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality

Oh crap the clap, off of one tap, I'm trapped
By fat gals with gaps and gats, they wanna know what I pack
Swear on my life I lack, please step eight miles back
No don't sit in my lap, ma'am get off my sack
My power pole's gone snap, sorry not taking apps
Cuz I can't hit free throws I'm Shaq
Smells like tuna cat, have you had your pap
Jiggly double slaps me so hard my face just cracks
Super effective attack makes me close my yap
Have a question that makes me wanna yak up my midday snack
Not remember jack, wish I stayed home and fapped
Ate a meal then napped versus becoming a sap
Now I must distract, look up what is that
Poof disappearing act I pull and don't attract
Attention to the maniac cuz gettin my zodiac won't hap
But my question is why are they only in shower caps

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality

I pitch a hissy fit then I become schizophrenic, personality
I appear under your bed, in your closet, and in your attic, in reality
You little twit I must admit you are quite the erratic, personality
I am not all here not even a little bit I am split, personality