Idle - eggnog Lyrics

And I can count on one hand
How many Christmas songs I can stand
So let's hope I get this right
Save the rest of your holiday cheer
'Cause I need to make it last
For the rest of the year
So wrap yourself up
I'll keep you by the tree
But I don't see too much point
In anything else underneath
And I know there ain't no mistletoe around
But I need to kiss your mouth
Just know I'm feeling very merry
As my vision's blurring out
It's not just the eggnog that's
Keeping me from sober
You're all that I want this year
My list is getting shorter
And it's feeling just like Christmas
Cross Alice off of my wishlist
No need for wishing 'cause I
Got this girl
We live in the south so I
Can't sing about snow falling down
Retail's had me feeling pissed off
Buy your shoes and you can f*ck off
Every year I'm feeling just a little bit colder
There's whiskey on my breath already
But I feel a little sober
So poor me a cup
Keep me company
This drink's tasting alright
But you're all I need
And there still ain't no mistletoe around
But I'm gonna kiss your mouth
Just know I'm feeling very merry
Even puking my guts out
It's not just the eggnog that's
Keeping me from sober
You're all that I want this year
My list is getting shorter
And it's feeling just like Christmas
Cross Alice off of my wishlist
No need for wishing 'cause I
Got this girl