I'm the duke of nothing, I'm the sultan of sans
The, the king of diddly, I'm the shell of man
I'm the emperor of zip, the leader of naught
I'm the God of zilch, a vacuum of thought
Yeah
Here lies
Here lies
The jack of f*ck all, the master of none
The champion of nada, a neglectable sum
I'm yesterday's news, tomorrow's chip paper
I'm in between jobs, and I will be later
Yeah
Here lies
Here lies
A drop in the ocean, a shadow in the night
A wheel with no motion, a dog with no, bite
The deputy manager's assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant's
Assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant's assistant
Don't like, don't listen
Yeah
Here lies
Here lies
Here lies
Here lies