Well it ain't so easy, livin' like ya do
Cheap and sleazy, now who can you trust
You're simple yet profound
You're modern but archane
You're livin somewhere, between celibacy and lust - hey hey
Sweet mother Mary, crazy lady Jane
Hot lovin' Carie, you're drivin' me insane
So which one are you (do you even know)
Are you black like a serpent, or pure as driven snow?
Some day you'll fix it but you don't know when
Why park the car, you ain't goin' in
You tongue lash your friends
Then you ask 'em for help
You're wantin' chastity while you're livin' in sin - hey hey