I've got a man
Waiting for me there
It's not his fault
He doesn't have any hair
Sometimes a man is given lots of things from God
And other times he's not given enough
But sometimes when God gets mad he takes away your stuff
And one of those things often is your hair
One time God got mad at me and he took away my dog
Another time he was mad at me and he made me ill with MRSA
And another time he gave me some money
And then the next day he took away that money
'Cause God doesn't want you to have nice things
God doesn't care if you die or if you swing on a tree
On a tire swing on a tree
On a big tree in the woods
No God doesn't care
I've got some money
Let's go to the movies
I've not got your money
Take me down to the river so we can shoot your dog tonight
'Cause God doesn't care
He doesn't care if you get a worm if you're a bird
If you're a guy he doesn't care if you have money
He'll actively send people into your life
That actively want to take your money
Shuggah duggah, shuggah duggah
Shuggah duggah, it's shuggah duggah