We've got, yeah
We've got a baby
Her name is Sweet Pea
You gave birth last May
And now she says "Daddy"
And who told me that would be
The best day of my life
The answer was no one
Especially not my wife
Oh Sweet Pea
I hate you you're ugly
I don't have a baby
Especially not with my wife
Oh yeah
Baby
Hey there little Sweet Pea
I like what I'm seeing
And I know that it's true
You are the one I am seeing
Yeah
Oh Sweet Pea
God, Sweet Pea
What's up with you baby?
I know that we'll never be friends
Oh until you turn 18 and have friends