Put down your phone
It's basically stealing
This quality time I have with you
I don't wanna go
I'm done with third wheeling
I know just the thing I'll do
Here's my plan
So I'll drink until I'll laugh uncontrollably
Drink until I forget all about her
Drink until I cannot drink anymore
Drink until my head bangs off the floor
That's my plan
So I'll wake up
In the middle of my kitchen
Naked with my cell phone in my hand
I'll be hungover
And I'll be wishing I won't fall down every time I try to stand
That's my plan
So I'll drink until I'll laugh uncontrollably
Drink until I forget all about her
Drink until I cannot drink anymore
Drink until my head bangs off the floor
That's my plan
Can anybody get me some Teenage Therapy?