Like what the f*ck
He actually asked you out?
Yeah, can you believe him? He actually thought we'd be a thing?!
Isn't he like one of the best kids at our school, he's like so ambitious and shit
He was in way over his head
So what did he do?
He wrote some poems and this song, and confessed his feelings
How he can't hold the truth inside him anymore
So what did you do?
I listened to his song and started to read the poems, but I just left it, I didn't really care
So you didn't even give him a shot? I mean I thought you would've said yes
What, why?
Well I don't know, I mean he's just so out there and
Hm, I don't really care
Yeah f*ck it, I mean if you f*cked him over and thats how you felt, its all good
Yeah obviously
What did you do then?
I just ignored him for a couple days hoping he'd stop talking to me
I told all his friend to tell him to stop talking to me. But he asked if I could meet him
So did you?
Oh yeah, I humiliated him in front of all my friends, but he didn't know, I told them to come
Oh nice who'd you bring?
Everyone who knew he had a crush on me, mostly my friends, like there were ten of us
Oh man
He was about to cry his heart out, but we said it and left
You're so savage
Yeah I am, he doesn't even look at me now
He's probably so broken now, good you handled it, got him out
Yeah thanks I wanted to tell you cause you're so kind
It's alright, and no, you're the strong one for facing him
You deserve some closure and peace, I'm sorry you had to deal with him
Aw you're so sweet
So listen, are you free right now?
Yeah what's up?
Let's go back to my place and we can hang out
Yeah sure lets go!