Spread yellow gunk
On my pancake heart
Country-charmed girl
In my grocery cart
I paid for her dreams
She taught me to cry
Like watery knives
Like rain from my eyes
I can't believe you're not mine
Margerine
I can't believe you're not mine
Margerine
I sang it all out
All of my pain
With my new grunge band
Lots of fame to gain
You heard my song
And stopped being a jerk
Came back to me
And forever we were
I can't believe you're not mine
Margerine
I can't believe you're not mine
Margerine