It was 109 years ago Santa died in Grandmaster's home
Then God talked to Santa's soul said welcome to heaven this is your new home
But Santa said I want a second chance
God said we don't do that 'round here you're just talking to the wrong man
So down Santa goes
To talk to Satan's ghost
I'll make you a new man
Just pledged me your soul!
Ho ho ho Santa will have his revenge!
So Santa rose up from the dead
He had his sleigh and his reindeer again
Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen
Commet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen
Rudolph was there but now he is missing
Rudolph was killed and eaten by Vixen
It's time for Santa's revenge, now the world will just end
Instead of toys and bringing joy
He brought nuclear bombs to the girls and the boys
So down Santa goes
He used to be good but now nobody knows
Is Santa possessed
Or is this just Santa's Revenge!
Ho Ho Ho
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen
On Comment, On Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen!
Lets make this world pay for their sins
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
This story's this story's a lie...