Hey Jonah!
Twenty years sure is a while
I'll be there
I'm excited to see you guys
Alice laughed at the funeral
For the football player
Didn't look like herself anymore
As she should've, like a liquor ad
Or walking across the pages of your porno mags
She slipped out pants like water through slats"Let's make merry while we can Jack
Even though we knew we would
It's tragic we made it back
I never wanted to be anything more
Than something as consequential
I never wanted to be anything more
Than something as consequential
I never wanted to be anything more
Than something as consequential
As you are in tights"
And then he danced"Chelsea you pest
You sing like a songbird
But you look a mess"
Prancing around in my dress
I knew that he could be my man
Chatter to each other 'cross aisles prepared
By clergyman peddling wares
Talking to themselves over movies ensnared
With thorns and barbs where trappers beware
Of the coming storms and the carriage strung by the dead