Jabberjaw - What About Ohio? Lyrics

what's so great about California?
won't someone please tell me?
no one ever sings about Ohio
it's kinda cool to a degree
we have huge fields full of corn
the rock and roll hall of fame
the Cincinnati Bengals
the worst team in the whole league
but still

no one sings about Ohio
we feel kinda left out
what does California have
that everyone sings about?

Sacramento big f*cking deal
Berkeley ain't so bad
Los Angeles is kinda scary
but I hear San Dimas is rad
but what about Ohio?
ten times better than Hollywood
flowing grains and tons of cattle
I'd live in Cali if I could
but still