Jack Blanchard Misty Morgan - If Eggs Had Legs Lyrics

If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees

They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees

When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks

They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks

If eggs had legs they'd steal a football shoes

You can see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news

Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues

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If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees

You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees

Drinkin' our wine gettin' stoned as an ox staggerin' around in our dirty socks

Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes

You could see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news

Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues