Jesus In A Sidecar - Cmps 131 Lyrics

(J. Roberts)

I have CMPS 131 on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 2:45 - 4:00 PM.
It is in room 301 of the Rockefeller building.
The teacher is Joel Kraft.
He is not old.
His web page is www.krafty.com.

CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131

On the first day of CMPS Mr. Joel Kraft asked us what our favorite
M&M color was.
I said mine was the light brown ones.
They dont have those kind anymore.
They have blue ones now.
M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Except for the blue ones.
They just suck.

CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131

In CMPS 131 we learn how to program in C++
I have Borland C++ 5.01 on my computer.
My computer's name is S.T.E.V.E.
It is stupid and evil, very evil.
I play NHL'97 on it.
There is supposed to be fighting in NHL'97.
I have not seen a fight.
EA Sports: "If its in the game, its in the game."
That is a lie.

CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131

CMPS 131 is very boring.
I sleep alot in it.
Once I slept through the end of class.
I woke up 15 minutes after class was over.
There were strange people in the room.
I had a sign on me that said:
"DO NOT WAKE ME UP"
I know who put it there.
His name is Dave Eubanks.
He is also in my Calculus class.

CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131
CMPS 131

I cant finsih the song now.
I have a quiz.
Why would you have a quiz at the end of class?
I don't know.
Ask Mr. Joel Kraft.