Jim Ed Brown & The Browns - Bubblegum bandit Lyrics

(Mack Vickery)

(He's the bubblegum bandit)

He stands knee high tall
With the western drawl
He got fun watchin' TV
He rides a broomstick horse
And has an endless source
Of slyin' little tricks off his sleevy.

He's the bubblegum (bubblegum, bubblegum)
Bubblegum bandit (bubblegum bandit)
When the little girls kiss him he can't stand it
Ah, he's a rootin', tootin', candy lootin'
Quick on the draw, capgun shootin'
He's the bubblegum bandit.

He's got pocket full of trash
And a little milk moustache
Freckles on a dirty face
He leaves toys on the floor
And on the walls and doors
He leaves little fingerprint traces.

He's the bubblegum (bubblegum bubblegum)
Bubblegum bandit (bubblegum bandit)
When the little girls kiss him he can't stand it
Ah, he's a rootin', tootin', candy lootin'
Quick on the draw, capgun shootin'
He's the bubblegum bandit.

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(He's the bubblegum bandit)

He's got bruises and scratches
Little britches with patches
Boots with spurs so shiny
And it stick 'em up mack
Put the loot in the sack
In a voice so tough and whiny.

He's the bubblegum (bubblegum bubblegum)
Bubblegum bandit (bubblegum bandit)
When the little girls kiss him he can't stand it
Ah, he's a rootin', tootin', candy lootin'
Quick on the draw, capgun shootin'
He's the bubblegum bandit.

Bandit, he's the bubblegum bandit...