Joe Diffie - Junior's In Love Lyrics

With a dozen roses in his gun rack
Junior pulled up into her side lot
He carried them up to the front porch
And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I've got!"
She was sittin' there watchin' TV
With a drywall hanger named Shorty
She pressed her nose to the screen door
And said, "They smell like WD-40!"

He said, "Now, don't you be that way,
"You know how much I love you;
"I can't hardly sleep at night,
"And when I do, I dream of you;
"And by the way, Shorty, I thank you,
"You could have had 'em put me in jail, son;
"I'm just glad I run out of air hose
"When I come at you with that nail gun."

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one
He'll track her down and then if she should run
He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, son
Junior's in love

Wanda walked down the front steps
And said, "I hate to break up the party,
"But I've got to get to work by five;
"Could you run me over there, Shorty?"
That's when Junior turned bright red
And said, "I'm takin' her to the diner!"
And he threw Shorty in the truck bed
With a busted nose and a shiner

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one
There's lots of lovers, and Junior, he's not one
Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun
Junior's in love

Oh, you know there's an oil puddle down by the diner
And it came out of his transmission
That's where he parks every night and stares through the window
In a lovesick, sorry condition

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one
He'll track her down and then if she should run
He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, son
Junior's in love

Oh, he's in love