Johnny Morris - Cant We Be Friends Lyrics

I thought I found the man of dreams,
Now, it seems, this is how the story ends:
He's gonna turn me down and say, "Can't we be friends?"

I thought for once it couldn't go wrong,
Not for long; I can say the way this ends:
He's gonna turn me down and say, "Can't we be friends?"

Never again; through with love, through with men;
They play the game without shame,
And who's to blame?

I thought I found the man I could trust;
What a bust; this is how the story ends:
He's gonna turn me down and say, "Can't we be friends?"