John Scott Cree - Mid-life Crisis Blues Lyrics

I drive upmarket it's a Mercedes Benz, I work all hours and collapse at weekends
My brain is shattered and my nerve's on the blink, I need a chauffeur 'cos I'm driven to drink
My stars say 'cos I'm Pisces I've got mid-life crisis blues

My job's so pressured that I can't take it easy, we don't have children we were always too busy
Threw my wife a party 'cos she told me I owe her, we all swapped wives but I got a lawnmower
I'm not into vices I've got mid-life crisis blues

(Ch) (Mid-life crisis), really getting to me
(Mid-life crisis), it just wont let me be
(Mid-life crisis),bleeding my hormones
(Mid-life crisis),drains the marrow from my bones

My best friend told me 'get a bit on the side, buy some new clothes John and get your hair dyed'
I took my P.A. on a business weekend, I just got drunk and she got off with friend
It's true what my wife says I've got mid-life crisis blues


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I gave up sports because I started to lose, was it my health or mid-life crisis blues?
Went to my doctor he said 'here's what I think, I just can't help you what you need is a shrink'
I was told by the psychiatrist I've got mid-life crisis blues
He said 'my advice is you've got mid-life crisis blues'
In the final analysis I've got mid-life crisis blues