Jon Lajoie - radio friendly song Lyrics

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you’ve heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.

So you try to change the station but it’s playing on every one.
A bunch of shitty ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron.

You assume that the general public is not that stupid.
You’re positive that nobody will want to listen to this.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.

Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something’s wrong.
While these douchbags are all still alive singing these ass-lickin’ songs.

All these f*cking unoriginal p*ssies that don’t have anything to say.
I’m not homophobic, but this song is sooo f*cking gay.

You can barely retain the vomit that’s rising in your throat.
And you assume that everyone will think that this song’s terrible.

But you are wrong…

They want a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.

And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly…
…piece of sh*t oh what a sucky ass piece of sh*t.

I’d rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b*tch singing a stupid mother-f*cking,
lame c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of sh*t.

God, I hate this sh*t.