I don't know what's going on
And I don't really care
I'm so 1988 early 90s
And 2000s
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
Out of place
What the hell has been going on
I'm like King Kong
Climbing up to get a better view
But I don't think we can get along
Hillary was so unaware
Maybe she should go check Billy
Somethings going in the Oval Office
Triangle bout to pop a wheelie
Getting silly eating Dunkaroos while watching toons
Even Michael hopped the train
Tellin Bugs he couldn't lose
Passed the rock
From the age of 9
31 I handle mine
Calling And 1, Hot Sauce, Escalade, 50, Prime
Easy Mac right after school
Then I would hit my homework
14 Nokia
I learned just how a phone work
Only red head I called Chuckie
Sat in diapers with Tommy
He'd either battle Rita
Or explore without his mommy
Playing Atari only time I felt so in control
Chasing pavements
Heading home after the perfect roll
Happiness I need to find it in a deck of cards
All these jokers are the first thing I will disregard
I don't know what's going on
And I don't really care
I'm so 1988 early 90s
And 2000s
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
What is all this TikTok
And all these dances these kids are coming up with now?
People crying on videos and then posting em
Boo hoo poor you
Who even came up with cancel culture?
Someone should cancel you
Up down up down left right left right
Put it in right get an extra life
Just to play you had to take the game
Take a blow then try again
Dust it off and then try again
RIP to Aaliyah
Pac's gone so is Biggie
Sadly I didn't know em either
Burning cds for the no skip
Carried around in my backpack
Now That's What I Call Music
No I'm sorry that's a sad fact
Barnes and Noble for Bad Boys II
I swore to her I would never curse
That was a lie putting quarters inside
Of a jukebox is where I heard it first
Lean wit it rock wit it
You know a better dance
Back when MTV was
Playing videos with hammer pants
Introducing downloads
Hanging by a wire
Throw it on the iPod
Before the link expire
Waiting for a dial up
Just to update what your status is
Semicolon with a closed parentheses
Used up all your minutes
Had to get em on a different day
I can't believe we panicking
What the hell is Y2K
I don't know what's going on
And I don't really care
I'm so 1988 early 90s
And 2000s
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
Please please tell me fanny packs
Aren't making a comeback
Everything is becoming plant based
Give me beef!
Ok, who else is gonna be a podcaster or rapper?
Like everybody
Come on
I miss the good ol' days
Oh well
I guess
I don't know what's going on
And I don't really care
I'm so 1988
Early 90's and 2000s
I don't know what's going on
And I don't really care
I'm so 1988 early 90s
And 2000s
To be fair
To be fair
To be fair
To
Who said you had to be fair
Ha Ha
Wasssup