J. Fein - Insanity Plea Lyrics

I plead insanity
I plead insanity
You released the chemicals and
I lost my chemical balance

I plead insanity, yeah I plead insanity
I could never say those things to you
If I was in my right mind

And that I did it in an email
And felt so satisfied afterwards I went outside
And bought myself an ice cream sandwich

See I was dreaming about pleasing a female
And you had Sarah stroking your knee
While we watched reruns in your basement

So when I perceived you insulting me
I resolved to throw my letters at your face

I plead insanity, I plead insanity
It was a slow crescendo, and I lost my chemical balance

I plead insanity, I plead insanity
I could never act like such a child
If I was in my right mind

Let the record show that one day we will say
That that was just plain funny when I handled things that way
But as it stands this apology is stuck inside my brain

Man what I need
What I need is a change

So I'm covering up my mirror
Too many calendar pages later
We commandeered the microphones and rocked that karaoke bar

In a public display of
Two friends unafraid of
Acting a little bit crazy
In a room full of people pretending to be sane

I plead insanity, I plead insanity
You released the chemicals and
I lost my balance

But the thing about envying you
It kinda, sorta
Made me lose my mind